Imagine a world doomed toward sadistic democracy...(part 1)

A world where capital punishment does exist but ruled by a government that is ultimately fair...

Death sentence...choose: by

a) blender
b) vacuum
c) hot iron stamping
d) giant rollers / steam roller
e) typewriter
f) bread cutter machine
g) microwave
h) grilling
i) boiling
j) deep fried

Uhm, I suppose there are other man-made ways that a person could be punished to death. Any Ideas??? Tag!!!